the bippy: what i learned in (we're going to pretend it's not punishment) traffic school

June 24, 2009

what i learned in (we're going to pretend it's not punishment) traffic school

traffic school is the punishment, so for the sake of those attending please don't teach the class like it's not
apparently driving while impaired by alcohol is bad (driving under any impairment is bad...i'm looking at you nintendo dsi boy)
emergency vehicles are exempt from the law even while not on an emergency (nothing says respect the law like a double park starbucks run)
bicycles tend to come out the worse in a crash with a car
pedestrians are the big loser in a crash with anything
always make sure all your shirt buttons are buttoned before giving a presentation
if your only reason for going to traffic school is to explain your innocence, please rethink this (your guilty and the sooner you come to that realization the happier we all will be)
man, i wish i would have just paid the $242
hippies play ultimate frisbee (who would have guessed)
doing wheelies is only okay in the movies (bigtime bummer)

Jun 24, 2009 6:14:54 PM | bullets

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I hope you've learned a valuable lesson. Share the Road. Unless you are on a bike and pedestrians are in your way.

Posted by: Mike | June 24, 2009 at 11:31 PM

If a hippie is in an ambulance while playing Ultimate, can he light that joint in his pocket and be ok?

Posted by: Greg | June 26, 2009 at 10:10 PM

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